I will pay 10,000 pesos to anyone who can tell me the author of this fine post from madjacks.
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JACK I LEFT OUT ONE OTHER SMALL DETAIL.ON A HOT SUMMERS NIGHT I ALWAYS ENJOY A NICE (OPUS X) CIGAR WITH 5 OR 6 CORONAS WITH EXTRA LIME BOYS YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MISSING, I DO THIS AT LEAST 3 NIGHTS A WEEK IN THE SUMMER I CANT SMOKE IN THE HOUSE BUT I HAVE A NICE SUN PORCH I LOOK AT MY NEIGHBORS WIFE WITH MY BINACULARS ITS GREAT NOBODY CAN SEE ME BUT I CAN SEE THEM I AM NOT A PEEPING TOM I CALL IT NEIGHBORHOOD PATROLLING
I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME THEN CALLED ME A SUCKER
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JACK I LEFT OUT ONE OTHER SMALL DETAIL.ON A HOT SUMMERS NIGHT I ALWAYS ENJOY A NICE (OPUS X) CIGAR WITH 5 OR 6 CORONAS WITH EXTRA LIME BOYS YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MISSING, I DO THIS AT LEAST 3 NIGHTS A WEEK IN THE SUMMER I CANT SMOKE IN THE HOUSE BUT I HAVE A NICE SUN PORCH I LOOK AT MY NEIGHBORS WIFE WITH MY BINACULARS ITS GREAT NOBODY CAN SEE ME BUT I CAN SEE THEM I AM NOT A PEEPING TOM I CALL IT NEIGHBORHOOD PATROLLING
I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME THEN CALLED ME A SUCKER